«Natalie» - Proud Canadian -
Whatever floats your boat bud.
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I don’t avoid eye contact because I’m shy.
I just want to avoid a Pokemon battle.
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(Source: sukk-my, via theonlywayoutofthelabyrinth)
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
(Source: pointy-earedbastard, via theonlywayoutofthelabyrinth)
J.K. “Smartass” Rowling
(Source: laraohneworte)
hi look what we did to our dorm elevator
(Source: ninjutsus)
